Vain & Alone In The Sky, Somewhere over The Midwestern States of America

The “peering out the plane window pensively” shot is a must. No need to explain anything to your seat mate– by this time, your Vanity will have given you a thick skin, so it wont matter what they think.

Don’t expect any breezy chat from them at the baggage carousel, though.  They WILL think you are odd.